10 things I hate about you

"I hate the way you talk me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick
And even makes me rime.
I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close.
Not even a little bit.
Not even at all."